34 Funny Memes Exclusively for First-Time Parents (December 24, 2023)

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Kim Cohen
Dec 24, 2023 12:00 PM EST

The initiation into the new journey of parenthood is often a a wild ride where sleep becomes a distant memory, and baby wipes are currency. For the unseasoned warriors venturing into the world of dirty diapers and sleepless nights, this week we've collected 34 of the funniest and most relatable memes we could find.

These memes capture the true essence of first-time parenting. From feeding times to baby babble, to trying to sleep when the baby sleeps and everything in between - there's something here every mom and dad will nod their head in agreement with. 

So, fellow rookie parents, we've got your back now and always! Let these memes be that much needed dose of laughter in the total chaos you're currently going through, and know that you're not alone in this crazy adventure. After all, if you can laugh through the sleep deprivation, you've already won half the battle, enjoy! 

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  • 01
    WE HAS TO PUMP BUT WE HATES IT
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  • 02
    when you're pushing the stroller and you hear people talking about how cute your baby is
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  • 03
    Barista: Hangover? Me: Motherhood.
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    Me calling my 20-something childless, carefree, youthful single self: I think about you all the time.
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    WHEN YOU THOUGHT PARENTING WOULD BE EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY BUT IT'S ACTUALLY DIFFICULT DIFFICULT LEMON DIFFICULT.
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  • 06
    Brand New Parent 6 Months 2 Weeks In After a Year DC DELTACHILDREN
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    The baby can't wake you up in the middle of the night if you never go to sleep. OP Man
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    "Yeah he can hold his own bottle" EVENT 111111
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  • 09
    Right Brain Education DADS: *using 19 wet wipes to change one diaper* MOMS:
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    If you have baby fever. Take a nap If you enjoyed that nap Dont have kids
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    If you have an easy firstborn child, don't feel good about yourself. It's a trick from Mother Nature so you, fueled by false confidence, reproduce again. Your second will be a no-limit soldier who likes to slap and doesn't sleep.
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    I told my mom she was invading my privacy and she told me I came out of her privacy
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  • 13
    MY BABY AT FEEDING TIME ME
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    ALL THE BABY BOOKS TELL YOU THAT INFANTS NEED TO EAT EVERY 2-3 HOURS. BUT THEY FAIL TO MENTION THAT THIS CONTINUES UNTIL THE CHILD MOVES OUT OF THE HOUSE.
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  • 15
    Mom: What should we call him? Dad: A babysitter. I'm about to go get fi ed up
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  • 16
    My baby the second they have a growth spurt scheduled IT'S SHOWTIME!
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    That first pic of your newborn you post even though the baby still looks pretty rough.
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  • 18
    The single most amazing meal you will ever eat post labour/childbirth:
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    The face you make when you bring your new baby home from the hospital and realize that you're fully in charge of this thing and no nurses are there to help you
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    Me, looking for my baby's pacifier in the middle of the night
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  • 21
    New Parents when their baby is sleeping....
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  • 22
    When you finally meet the person that's been feeding you pickles and Flaming Hot Cheetos for nine months.
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  • 23
    "he'd rather post memes than do baby chores"
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  • 24
    Thanks Apple, I'll let her know. 11:45 NOISE Loud Environment Sound levels hit 90 decibels. Around 30 minutes at this level an cause temporary ring loss.
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  • 25
    I have two problems in life: difficulty sleeping difficulty waking up an
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  • 26
    WHEN YOU RECOGNIZE THE VOICE THAT KEPT SAYING "F CK YOU MEAN YOURE KEEPING IT?" WHILE YOU WAS IN THE WOMB
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  • 27
    "Make sure you sleep when the baby sleeps" Great advice, should I clean when the baby cleans & cook when the baby cooks too?
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  • 28
    I DON'T ALWAYS KEEP MOM UP ALL NIGHT.... JUST KIDDING, YES I DO
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  • 29
    Hmmmm...So are you saying that I just have to cry and boobies will appear?
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  • 30
    BORN COUPLE DAYS AGO THESE PEOPLE WON'T STOP TAKING PICTURES
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  • 31
    No Roger, it's your turn to change the baby
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  • 32
    Me watching my family hold my baby, ready to pounce if they try to kiss her face.
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  • 33
    The fact that I rejected napping as a child makes me sick
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  • 34
    What a year this week has been
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